OH MY GAWD! BECKY! Look at that iPad!

I’ve found this on a couple of Sites, but I like TechCrunch, so I’m linking to it and in response.. I offer a cover of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby’s got Back.” An advertisement for the iPad? Really?

That iPad is out there…

“iPads a Mac”

Sung to the tune of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby’s Got Back”

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at that iPad.
It is so big.  It looks like,
one of those Mac guys’ Laptops.
But, you know, who understands those Mac guys? *scoff*
They only want an iPad, because,
it looks like a MacBook Pro, ‘kay?
I mean, its screen, is just so big.
I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like,
out there, I mean… its glossy. Look!
It’s just so … black!

I like big screens and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a iPad walks in with an itty bitty button
And a flat screen in your face
You get online, wanna pull out your card
‘Cause you notice that iPad was stuffed
Deep in the content it’s sharing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop apping
Oh baby, I wanna get one of you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that button you got takes me Home. See?
Ooh, Rump-o’-smooth-aluminum
You say you wanna get in my bag?
Well, use me, use me
‘Cause I ain’t your average Mac groupie
I’ve seen them Mac’n
To hell with small App’n
It’s sweet, and large,
Got it goin’ like that cuz its turbo charged,
I’m tired of the blog scene
Sayin’ Macs are the wrong thing
Take the average Mac man and ask him that
iPad gonna be a complete package
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your iPad got a linux stack? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ‘em to root it! (root it!) root it! (root it!)
Root that Tablet Mac!
iPad got a linux stack!

iPad’s a Mac!
Yeah, baby … when it comes to hardware, iPads’ got everything
to do with my selection. 1080P? Ha ha, only if its 10-point-3.

So your girlfriend rolls a P-C, playin’ workout tapes by Zune
But Zune ain’t got as many fans backing her
My iPhone don’t want none
Unless you’ve got iPad, hun
You can do the internet or video chat,
But please don’t lose that iPad
Some brothers wanna play that CoD
And tell you that the iPad can’t handle
So they toss it and don’t believe it
And I’ll get in line to retrieve it
So bloggers says you’re mystery
Well I ain’t down with that!
‘Cause your aluminum and small and your curves are kickin’
And I’m thinkin’ bout tweakin’
your settings, and menus, and background,
PC, You ain’t it, somethings Miss-ing!
Give me an iPad and I can’t resist’em
No keyboard, no wires, I don’t miss’em
Some C# coder tried to dis
‘Cause iPad aint on his list
He had games, but was stuck with wires
And I pulled out my iPad, which answered all my desires
So smooth, and glassy,
it is nothing but classy, so
Dial 1-800-MY-APPLE
And kick them nasty windows
iPad’s a MAC!

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