The Great Long Brother P88 Tablet is the Fat Bastard of the Slate PC World.

The Chinese -Great Long Brother- P88 Tablet is the “Fat Bastard” of the iPad.

by TABLETfan on March 10, 2010

I’m sorry, but there is absolutely no stolen IP here. It sure sounds and looks like a publicity stunt for a company that isn’t going to go far in the US market. You see, they are threatening to sue Apple, but lets compare products to see why I called the P88 Tablet the “Fat Bastard” of the iPad. Here is a visual representation:

So, what is the P88? Here are some specs compared to the Apple iPad. The P88 uses an Intel Atom 1.6GHz apparently, while the iPad uses a custom designed 1GHz Apple A4 system on a chip. The P88 requires conventional RAM starting at 1GB and no word as to what is goes up to. I don’t think anyone will care. The P88 is supposed to weigh in at 1.03kg which is a lot more than the .73kg for the iPad that is decked out. When it comes to storage, you have a battery sucking 160GB HDD in the P88 and not the 16, 32, or 64 gigs of Flash the iPad has. Then the screen; the P88 has a 10.2 inch screen while the iPad has a 9.7 incher. Connections on the P88? A lot for a “slate” with 3 USB ports, VGA, LAN, Microphone and Headphone ports, Card Reader, and the charging plug. The iPad has the headphone jack and a thirty-pin connector for myriad functions. Now here is the kicker, the battery life is 1.5 hours on the P88 and 10 hours on the iPad.

The thing is about 3 times as thick as the iPad, and short of the chrome surround, it is nothing like the iPad. I enjoy a good troll feeding every once in awhile, but this is just crazy. Someone thought that laughter was good marketing for their company.

GizChina has a post about it, The Register does too, CrunchGear picked it up, as did Shangaiist. As Shangaiist put it, the clone arrived 3 months before the iPad did. Which is great, if it weren’t for the painfully run-of-the-mill materials that make up the device features. I could probably build one of these out of anything I have in the office right now. I think I might have a Mac Mini I could convert into a tablet and it will have the same thickness.

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